Monday, April 5, 2010

Mefloquine gives me ADD

I will be so shocked if I don’t get pink eye at least once a month for the next 2 years of my life. So we pretty much use manure for everything – to garden, to build mud stoves, etc. The amount of wind here blowing up the feces is… quite bountiful. If it’s not sand in my eye, it’s manure. Can you get pink eye from feces of other animals?

Babies are carried on mothers’ backs here. They look like little Jansport backpacks. Underwear is totally different here too. Theyre more for… display than anything. But then again, if you think about it, we wear nice underwear for display too. Why else would I Calvin Klein it up? But yeah the women’s underwear actually doesn’t cover anything. It’s like mesh but the wholes are huge. Anyway, the reason I bring this point up is because I have seen plenty of women’s underwear… and women’s genitalia in the last week. Senegal is a conservative Muslim country, hands down. But theres also this underground culture in villages where by our standards, it is not conservative at all. So we were able to attend a women’s microfinance group meeting the other day and by meeting I mean dance for 2 hours and meet for like 15 minutes, lol. But the dancing involved lifting up your “boo boo” (aka dress/shirt) and revealing the sexy underwear you have underneath – and this underwear, by no means, covers the genital area at all. So… yeah, I’ll leave it at that. In some regard, if youre amongst your own gender, then I guess privacy is no biggie. Look at locker rooms of gyms. If you have one and I have one, where’s the embarrassment? Stigma? Taboo, whatnot? I guess I just wasn’t expecting to see such a display. The wolofs are totally the hippies and liberal democrats of Senegal… There are boobs everywhere. But it was like this in Paraguay so I’m not as shocked. Their purpose is for nursing. Nothing else special, haha.

The wolof language itself is quite interesting. There are verbs for “to pick lice” or “to pretend to be stupid” but there is no verb for “to enjoy” or an expression for “good luck”. The term for hill billy is “cow cow”, how fitting. And the term for city slicker is “boytown”. How fitting again. Wolof culture is also… frustrating slash entertaining. So I hate it when people state the obvious or say unnecessary things but it is ingrained into the culture here, as a form of greeting or dialogue. All my conversations have some aspect of this, but to give you an example, as I’m sitting on a bench drinking water, someone passes by:

stranger: hi
me: hi
stranger: you’re sitting?
me: … yes I’m sitting. You’re walking?
stranger: yes I’m walking.
me: Ahumdillilah

I’ll let that soak in your head for a minute. So the food is still delicious but I can see why people say they get sick of it. I have the same thing (usually) everyday. Breakfast consists of a loaf of bread with butter and café with milk. Lunch is fish with rice and veggies. Dinner is soggy rice with beans and smoked fish. On occasion, we’ll have chicken. As a side note, and a more serious one, I have a greater appreciation of being an American – having choices and varieties, coming from a free and prosperous country, all the things that make our country great. The food tastes amazing but it would suck not having variety in my life, being restricted by the cost of food and living. We will see if I can handle food monotony for the next two years. I don’t want to give in to instant mac n cheese from a box… just yet. But this experience does make me appreciate the rare occasions when we deviate from the norm. Sometimes for breakfast, I’ll get this mayo and onion concoction which is to die for. When there’s a baptism in the village, we’ll get this couscous and yogurt thing. Sometimes for lunch, we’ll have fish balls in an onion sauce, which may or may not be my favorite dish here. The way onion is done here, couldn’t be done better. And sometimes for dinner, we’ll have this really really soggy rice in like this mango sauce with fish. It’s really good but what makes it more awesome is its name. In wolof, it’s called baxal goorjigeen… literal translation = boiling homosexual. For the life of me, I will never figure out why. And lastly, sometimes we’ll have fonde if we’re still hungry. Fonde is this concoction of couscous and butter and milk and sugar. It’s quite good but supposedly it gives you a fat ass. There’s even a song for it!

Jaay fonde amul “pertement”
Boo ci amul “benefice”
Am ci sa wan, wan, wan, wan…

So the song pretty much talks about this girl who sells fonde but when no one buys the fonde, she has to eat it herself so as not to waste it. As a resutlt, she gets a fat ass, ass, ass, ass… lol how lovely!

I learn wolof which I think will be decent in a couple of months but I don’t get a lot of French practice. I want to speak decent French in 2 years. English, Chinese, French, wolof… not bad. Throw in some Spanish from high school and survival Hindi and I feel pretty good about it.

Taking the “cab” in rural areas is awesome. These cars are so broken down, the doors don’t stay closed, you can tell the car was put together from 20 different car parts, there is masking tape and thin wire holding things together… fucking awesome! What makes it even better is the amount of people they shove into each car. So the cars can comfortably seat like 6. Of course 11 is the norm for a shared cab ride.

Wrestling sucks balls here. So theres like a build up of hype on tv for like a month, literally people just talking about the upcoming wrestling match, some dancing here and there and that’s it. Then during the actual match, 5 minutes is spent on hand slapping and the actual wrestling lasts about 5 seconds and then it’s over. Like… what the fuck. Haha. Look it up. You’ll understand. There’s a lot of things that I feel are half-assed here. Like the cameramen that work events. I can totally do their jobs better than they can. And the backup dancers during concerts. Terrible! But I am so intrigued by Senegalese drumming. And dancing. The knees! It’s… phenomenal. Like out of this world.

Umm… picture time!

Yesterday was easter and our LCF (language and cultural facilitator aka teacher) who happens to be catholic (in a predominantly muslim country - awesome!) invited us over for easter lunch and dancing festivities. it was awesome! the food was delicious as you can see from above but it made me sad that there were about 5 of us to a plate this size whereas in my village, there are 16 of us to the same. disparities!

local beer. it's terrible but necessary for stress relief.

random children in our village. they were cute.

my 'ponytail'... it's getting there... slowly but surely.

my favorite dish ever. yassa boulette (sp?) fish balls in an onion sauce over rice. SO good...

classroom. unconventional. LOVE IT. the chairs are usually for decoration. you can find me in the sand or on the mat, lol.

the mural we painted for our school. pretty senegal!

a typical day walking through our village. we are such tuubaabs, pronounced two-bobs (the senegalese word for white folk)

our lovely garden that we worked so hard to start. nothings really growing except beans. hopefully when we go back on thursday, it will be lush. enshallah!

and a school building fell on one of our garden patches (which we had to relocate). c'est la vie.

ok i think that catches yall up on my life somewhat. ive been slowly and painfully downloading the funktion and encore dance mix videos and some greek week variety videos and lady gaga's music video. will watch soon to catch up on life!

what's going on in your life?!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Shit just got real!

Not a lot of internet time so gonna try to type quick. Going back to the village soon where theres no internet so text or call me! My number is 77-118-0814. I think when you dial or text from the states it’s like 011-221-77-118-0814 or something like that. You can google how to make calls to Senegal slash all of you should get phone cards!

Ummmmmm……. So whats my Senegalese name?! yes… it is… actually prounced… ::drum roll:: ASS JOB. It’s spelled Ass Diop and ass actually means the trek to Mecca (since it’s a muslim country and all) but HAHAHAHAHAHA… there’s a ton of Ass’ in my village and a Doodu Can (sp?). These names are awesome and ridiculous.

ANYWAY, backtrack… so I am starting to learn Wolof, a local language, and getting my French up to speed. The language learning process is kind of intense. First, they drop us off with our host families in nearby villages and literally we go from mini-America training center to being immersed in Wolof/French only. But I guess my language abilities are improving quicker than usual. My host family is pretty awesome. They put up with all my bull – so I just realized that I’m terrible at this body language thing and trying to get a point across when you don’t know the language and you suck at charades is really frustrating but we get along (I think) so it’s all good. They listen to Sean Paul and Akon and it’s just totally such a dance culture – but I cant break out moves because I don’t think it’s really acceptable for boys to booty shake or hardcore grind or whatever it is that I do when I dance haha.

Meals are awesome. Communal bowl sharing has been taken to a new level… there are like 10 of us around each bowl and hands are just flying everywhere. My little brothers and sisters are so adorable but their dirty hands, sigh. They wash them but let’s be honest… they are totally not clean at all. So when I’m not learning Wolof, I’m learning to garden (because we’ll have to maintain a garden when we go to our actual village if we want certain vegetables… which btw are totally a commodity here). And by learning to garden, I mean I touch manure all day with my hands. And so do all the children that help us. These kids are totally all into poop – it’s totally like not a taboo gross thing. I am slowly becoming desensitized to feces of all animals (mine included), which totally makes sense. India was all about poop. Here again. Even during training, we play with manure (I exaggerate… kinda) all day so it’s just kinda becoming the norm more and more… like totally fineeeeeee, lol.

I hate donkeys. Like an intense hatred of donkeys. And crickets. These animals absolutely have no purpose making any kind of noise what so ever. Their obnoxious cricking or hee-hawing at 3 or 4 in the morning is just… unfortunate. But all in all, village life aint so bad.

Some stories to tell and lots more to describe but no time now. Maybe in like 2 weeks or so…

and some pictures!

this is our makeshift fire stove that we have to build. it costs about $1 to make with all the supplies bought locally and it's like super efficient and will boil water 3x as fast as just an open pit fire so it's eco friendly since it saves wood. it's like fucking awesome...

an actual iron that you dont plug in but instead but charcoal in... SWEET

my toilet which doubles as a shower room. dont judge!

our mud stove that we had to learn to make. also eco friendly. not as efficient as a rocket stove but still saves wood too. AND we can make it into animals... zebra anyone?!

this is my awesome host family eating around the communal during lunch...

cheeb u jenn! totally spelled it wrong. it's pretty much fish and veggies and rich. SO GOOD.

my little brother and sister. adorable and sassy!

and this is my home. you totally thought i was gonna live in a hut! (slash i totally will be in like 2-3 months)...

OK gotta go!!!! leave comments! call or text me! miss you all!



Saturday, March 13, 2010

Senegal, say hello to the storm that is Justin

Finally blogging! Most definitely alive and well, and I guess lots to tell! Let’s start from the beginning…

Arrived in DC on the 8th and had orientation with everyone all day. Then PC (peace corps) gave us some money and told us to go enjoy ourselves on our last night in the states. Of course we went out to eat and then go drinking after – a piano bar in Georgetown (slash Ann Arbor totally needs a piano bar...) Everyone was great and a lot of fun! Got slightly sloshed but so was everyone else. This is going to be a great! I thought I would be the wildest one in the group and I think I definitely have a couple of good matches.

The next day, the 9th, we went to get some shots (the kind you get in the arm – lol gotta start differentiating from this point on) and then it was off to the airport. The 7 hour flight was not bad at all. We arrived in Dakar on the 10th and took a 2 hour minivan ride to Thies, where our training center was located.

So the food is phenomenal. Like I could absolutely eat this every day for the rest of my life. Lunch was this rice and beef dish. We basically all sat on the floor in little groups around these very large communal bowls – big enough to bathe babies. There was rice with spices and veggies and beef and this sautéed onions sauce. Sooo good!!!

The afternoon was filled with interviews, which were a lot of fun too. I had to speak French a lot all day, which I wasn’t prepared to do at all so it was quite interesting trying to form broken sentences, describing things with sentences because I forgot the actual word (skyscrapers becomes houses that are very big and tall, etc.) I think the best was the medical interview. So we’re given a couple of pills for malaria prevention. One makes your skin super sensitive to sunlight but it also clears your acne… so clear skin and beautiful tan? Haha. The other gives you vivid dreams and nightmares. I think this will be quite exciting. Waiting another week for the drug to take effect. Already getting a ton of mosquito bites but I don’t think malaria is looming so alllll gooooddddd….

We also got vitamins to supplement our diet (not that we really need to at this point) but the funny thing is that the label says they’re like prenatal vitamins for pregnant or lactating women. I don’t think I’m pregnant or lactating haha. No but they said something about them having proteins and calcium and all this stuff that’s natural that makes them actually really good for you. Yay for being healthy.

Late in the afternoon, we had a huge tamtam… aka DANCE PARTY!!! Lol these guys came in with drums and we had the center teachers teach us dances. It was awesome, especially when the local children from the neighborhood joined in. ummm, AMAZING! So I have a video of us all dancing together but the file is so big and the internet is not fast enough to post it. Let’s see how I can youtube this sometime… I also really haven’t had much opportunity to pull my camera out – I will try to take more photos soon (though posting them poses to be a problem again.)

On the 11th, we started our classes and began learning about the different cultures, religions, and etiquettes. Oh and get more shots lol. Anyway, I guess one of the noteworthy classes was the “douching” one, where we learned to clean ourselves post-defecation without toilet paper. Haha, of course I attempted this a couple of hours later! Yes, I used my left hand! It was definitely… an interesting experience. With more practice, I will get it perfect! lol I am totally shaking all of you with my left hand when I come home!!

Many more new firsts to come. I think everyone here is wonderful. Things are getting along and I feel much more productive with my life than I have in the past half a year. Lets keep things going!

Miss yall!

My phone number is 011 221 77 118 0814
i think that's how you dial it. call or text me!!! just remember that i am 5 hours ahead of you, east coast time. once i can go to the village, i will buy some time for the phone.

Friday, November 6, 2009

ECSTATIC

Peace Corps!
Senegal!
March 2010!

Let's do this!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Postponed

Update: received a call from Peace Corps a day ago. They have decided that I am not competitive enough so they gave my spot away to someone else. (damn...) She says that hopefully I can leave during the January/February 2010 round. Cross fingers. In the mean time, we'll have to make our own adventures at home... oh and find a job.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

story of my life and engrish fail...

saw this comic in the indian newspaper... story of my life.

some other things i forgot to post:
like pizza hut pizza. it looks delicious because it was delicious.
umm... so mcdonalds delivers here... awkward...

i didnt know there were that many ways to describe eating a mango... or any action for that matter
i felt bad for this penguin...

and some engrish fail:



saw a pair of these the other day. totally fitting for this season. maybe i should find where i could score a pair... GO BLUE


ok that should do for now.

i dont know what im doing in taiwan. haha, just waiting around for a flight out of here back to the states i guess...

Monday, September 7, 2009

the conclusion of an adventure and return to civilization (?)

in taiwan! currently sitting in a starbucks right across from taipei 101 (oh what a view!)... will be updating posts all day today and tomorrow so yay! (oh and that video i promised is up and posted on facebook so check it out!! - http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=933632625593)

updating progress: everything has been up-to-date. read ahead!

anyway, when getting back to new delhi, we did some touring and shopping as well as some cultural experiencing such as wearing kuptas for the guys and sarees for the girls, eating on the floor and with your right hand (minus pointing finger) only, and some traditional dancing.

the monkeys in our neighborhood, as promised. they move around a lot and dont like flashes so couldnt take a better picture. oh and this is our neighborhood deli?/grocery store? the owner is super chill... by the way, if you look carefully, there are racks of eggs sitting on the counter. they dont refrigerate eggs in india. not at the market, not at home. at first i was like, uhh dont they go bad? but they dont! it's so weird! so why do we have to refrigerate our eggs then?!

we visited a famous hindu temple site called chuttarpur mandir... (the statue is of a monkey god. awesome!)

we also went to see agra fort and the taj mahal. so at agra fort, i totally got in as a native indian. when asked where i was from, i just said ladakh, a province in the northwest - though if i said somewhere in the northeast, that wouldve worked too because people there totally look chinese. but anyway, the price for an indian was 10 rupees, and foreigner was 300 so obvi i wanted to pass for an indian. the dark skin totally helped...
the architecture was amazing ... and then we went to, tah-dah, the taj mahal. it was much more beautiful in person. there's something grand and magical aand indescribable about the taj mahal. everyone must visit it sometime in their lifetime, maybe honeymoon? silly poses of course.


we also went to the lotus temple, which was cool. architecture aside, the inside of the temple had awesome acoustics so when chanting, it just sounds like heaven.

tangent! clouds!
doesnt it look like a dog or hand-puppet dog and a baby deer?

and this one looks like the abominable snow man!

another adventure was going to see a futbol match. bare in mind, this is my first time ever seeing a futbol match so that's kinda cool. interesting how my first futbol match is not in the states or some known-for-their-futbol-team country like brazil or the UK but india. on the way there, we saw this awkward trunk thing ... not sure how to describe it or what's inside. anyway, granted india's futbol team isnt all that great, but the game was really good, thanks to the energy of the crowd and the awesome and suspense of the game itself. it was india vs syria and the score was syria 0 india 1 until the last 3 seconds when syria scored. then it went into overtime and noone scored again. then they did the kickoffs and that was really intense, but in the end, india won!!! woohoo!!! sorry the pics arent that great. they didnt allow cameras inside so had to take them with my phone instead (what a stupid rule)

4 more randoms...
1. so mcdonalds is actually quite good here. they dont have beef or pork so everything is chicken. their big mac equivalent is called the maharaja mac, which was quite tasty.
2. tax in india is 14%. ridiculous!!
3. i played cricket for the first time... what a complicated game. it's like baseball for geniuses.
4. road-side tea is amazing. so there are 2 things you could possibly hear about indian roadside tea: it's either the most delicious tea youll ever taste, or you'll end up dying from cholera or something terrible. luckily it was not the latter. for 4 rupees, or $0.08, you get a glass of delicious milk tea. totally worth the 8 cents.

and finally, on the day before i had to leave india, vikram calls and says he's free to hang out! yay! though thinking back, i dont understand why i didnt take a picture with him. but anyway, we had lunch (which was really really good. up until now, i havent really had dry foods. most of the stuff were in sauce or curry. the 'dry' chicken was to die for.) then we hung out with some of his friends. he took me around where he lived and then we went to another friend's place to pregame. now this fifth of vodka (750ml) of 75 proof liquor was 190 rupees... aka $4. if a fifth of vodka were 4 US dollars back in the states, i think every college student would die of happiness. unbelievable. we went to a restaurant / bar afterward and that concluded my visit with vikram. =)

ok that should be good for now.
adventures in taiwan (again) maybe?